You know what I can’t handle? Escalators.
Even as a grown-ass adult who has lived in major cities for years now, I look like a toddler whenever I try to take an escalator. The cardio-friendly up side is that it forces me to take the stairs. The downside is that if I’m wandering around with any human who would rather take the escalator, I without fail make an ass out of myself. My mom says it’s been happening for a long time. I believe her.