It’s almost the 4th of July, and you know what that means: fireworks are going to be shooting off like crazy! If you love seeing these colorful sparkles explode in the night sky, you’re not alone. Setting off fireworks is a wonderful tradition in America, and it requires a decent amount of expertise to be able to produce even a small fireworks display.
Unfortunately, none of these people have that expertise. You really have to watch them fail at shooting off fireworks. They’ll give you a good reason to avoid doing so yourself.
1. I think the first instruction on fireworks is “Do not insert into mouth.”
2. This guy will never be able to fall asleep again.
3. Talk about a “fire crotch.”
4. Perfect freeze frame.
5. I think that person is a Hydra agent in disguise.
6. Poor doggy.
7. Is that a boomerang firework?
8. Let the man sleep!
9. That’s one way to grill.
11. MOVE AWAY FROM THE FIREWORKS AFTER YOU LIGHT THEM! DANG!!!
12. This is just too dangerous to even imagine.
13. Yet there are two people doing it.
14. Baby, you’re a firework.
15. Poetic justice.
16. Did he fart or were those the fireworks?
17. Poor little kid.
18. Thank goodness that isn’t a real person.
19. Don’t just stand there, dude!
20. This is just the worst idea ever.
21. This dog got revenge on his firework-shooting owners.
22. I know this game.
I’m just glad I’m a spectator when it comes to fireworks. I don’t try to actually shoot them off on my own. It seems really risky, and after seeing these fails, I’m going to stay far, far away. No thank you!