Getting a card on your birthday or other holidays is nice and all, but let’s be honest — the vast majority of the ones you’ve received in your life have ended up in the trash or recycling bin.
The well-meaning messages printed on these pieces of paper are supposed to convey happiness, congratulations, love, affection, and even condolences, but more often than not, they’re just boring. All you have to do is visit the greeting card section at your local store to find countless cliques and boatloads of flowery language. But every once in a while, you come across one that actually grabs your attention and even gives you a chuckle, as evidenced by these 15 hilarious gems.
1. Truer words have never been spoken.
2. Not when there are kitties!
3. Sorry, but nature calls.
4. Thanks?
5. Savage.
6. This is cruel.
7. Wekldjs sdlkfjdskl djsfsd.
8. This is probably the fastest way to give your partner a heart attack.
9. Well, I guess it’s better than no card at all.
10. So that’s what “meow” means!
11. Here’s a nice card for the old ball n’ chain.
12. Very informative.
13. “My friend was just cheated on – this is the valentine’s card she’s sending her ex.”
14. Honey badgers are jerks.
15. “The card I got my dad is pretty amusing because about a year ago I was in jail. So I hope he finds it as funny as I do.”
(via BoredPanda)