Houston, we have a problem. About a bazillion birds too many have taken over your city!
One or two birds is fine. Five or six on showing off their feathers and eating seeds from my feeders is even better. Hell, I’m even okay with 15 or 20 birds stopping by for a visit. But when you get into the thousands? That’s not cute — it’s a real-life Hitchcockian nightmare.
Why are these drivers slowing down? Hurry home before you’re pecked to death!
I would take cover immediately. Even if they don’t attack, they’re bound to poo all over your car, head, and anything else left out in the open! Be sure to share this crazy footage (and remind me to never, ever visit Houston).