From 1985 until his death in 2013, serial killer Richard Ramirez (aka The Night Stalker), was in prison. During this time, Ramirez managed to earn himself quite the devoted fan club. Behind bars, he was never short on letters to read and respond back to. At one point, someone sent Ramirez a friendship questionnaire, not unlike something you would send to a new pen pal.
Between April 1984 and August 1985, Ramirez killed 13 people in the Los Angeles and San Francisco areas.
The serial killer was known for his savage violence after breaking into people’s homes in the dead of night. Often, his targets were chosen completely at random.
Because he had so much time on his hands in prison, when he received the friend questionnaire, Ramirez actually took the time to fill it out and mail it back. To say some of his answers are a little politically incorrect would be an understatement.
Here is the full transcription of the form:
Full Name: Richard Ramirez
Date of Birth: 2-28-60
Height, Weight, Shoe Size: 6’1′ 180 – 12
Marital Status: Single
Wheels: Lamborghini in the SQ parking lot ha
Most Treasured Honor: My dick
Perfect Woman or Man: Me
Childhood Hero(s): Jack The Ripper
Favorite Tv Shows: The Munsters
Favorite Movies: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the Living Dead
Favorite Songs/Singers/Musicians: Led Zep, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Ozzy, AC/DC, Billy Idol
Hobbies: Slicing + Dicing + Spicing up Rump Roast
Favorite Meals: Women’s feet
Why You Wrote Me: Cause your up on the times. Or so it seems. And your fine.
Recommended Reading: All murder books. True Crime magazines
Last Book Read: Marquis DeSade – Julliette + Justine
Ideal Evening: Full moon, sex + drugs all night
Every January 1st, I Resolve: Can’t say here. ha
Nobody Knows I’m: ??
My Biggest Regret: Not carrying a gun at all times
If I Were President, I’d: rule w/an iron heart and a rock hard dick
What I Don’t Like About People: Everything. 99% of the people suck. I like most women though.
My Biggest Fear: Nothing. The Supernatural maybe.
Pet Peeves: ?
Friends Like Me Because: I aint got friends. Associates only
Behind My Back They Say: ??
If I Were An Animal, I’d Be: A Tyrannosaurus
Personal Goals In Life: ??
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Number: 666
Political Views: None, all politicians can eat shit
Thoughts On Crime: It’s a wheel. Your either the driver or the one who gets crushed by it. Try and avoid altoge?
Thoughts On Drugs: Great. They should be legalized
Thoughts On Sex: Great. Everything goes.
Sexual Likes/Dislikes: Great. Everything is good. Except Fags. Women Lesbians are ok.
Describe First Sexual Encounter: Prostitute. I was 12 yrs old
What I Expect From Friendships: Nothing
Religious Thinking: Satanic evil motherfucker
What You Are Thinking Now: Can I suck yr toes
Despite being condemned to death at his trial, Ramirez’s sentence was never carried out. He died an unrepentant killer in prison from B-cell lymphoma in 2013.