Here Are 29 Foreign Signs That Spectacularly Failed At English. LOL At #10!

The English language is notoriously difficult to learn for foreigners. It’s not hard to understand why, though. English contains many confusing rules and even exceptions to those rules. (In fact, it seems the English language threw any rule book that there might have been out the window completely.) So, when other countries attempt to use English sub-titles in advertisements and signs? The outcome is usually hilarious. This is called “Engrish,” and it’s awesome. LOL.

1.) Feel shame if you sit down. FEEL SHAME.

1.) Feel shame if you sit down. FEEL SHAME.

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2.) Mmm. Love me some sweet camel.

2.) Mmm. Love me some sweet camel.

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3.) Poor birdies.

3.) Poor birdies.

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4.) Technically, no, but A+ for effort.

4.) Technically, no, but A+ for effort.

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5.)… thanks?

5.)... thanks?

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6.) Oh man, don’t get in this telephone’s way.

6.) Oh man, don't get in this telephone's way.

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7.) I can see your logic here.

7.) I can see your logic here.

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8.) YAYYYY!

8.) YAYYYY!

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9.) Crust sells the best cars.

9.) Crust sells the best cars.

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10.) Is this for blind people or by blind people? This is important.

10.) Is this for blind people or by blind people? This is important.

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11.) … I can see why.

11.) ... I can see why.

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12.) Dang, I’ll take the stairs.

12.) Dang, I'll take the stairs.

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13.) Slippy WAS the worst Starfox character. Steer clear of him (by doing a barrel roll).

13.) Slippy WAS the worst Starfox character. Steer clear of him (by doing a barrel roll).

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14.) Are you sure about that?

14.) Are you sure about that?

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15.) So, you’re paying to get rid of your children?

15.) So, you're paying to get rid of your children?

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16.) If you’re going to fall, do it right.

16.) If you're going to fall, do it right.

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17.) Yeah, you tofu person, you.

17.) Yeah, you tofu person, you.

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18.) Much better than the slightly rude and ignorant airport.

18.) Much better than the slightly rude and ignorant airport.

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19.) The bear, I guess?

19.) The bear, I guess?

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20.) An excellent reason not to fall in the pond.

20.) An excellent reason not to fall in the pond.

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21.) This one is worrisome. What could the original translation POSSIBLY be?

21.) This one is worrisome. What could the original translation POSSIBLY be?

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22.) You know what? You make sense, sign.

22.) You know what? You make sense, sign.

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23.) You can never be too careful.

23.) You can never be too careful.

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24.) Good, I hate privatized Mayhem.

24.) Good, I hate privatized Mayhem.

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25.) Even better advice? Don’t do that in public.

25.) Even better advice? Don't do that in public.

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26.) No, but thanks.

26.) No, but thanks.

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27.) Those are the best kind. I hate obnoxiously loud carrots.

27.) Those are the best kind. I hate obnoxiously loud carrots.

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28.) I hate old crap. It’s the worst.

28.) I hate old crap. It's the worst.

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29.) No, that’s pretty believable.

29.) No, that's pretty believable.

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(H/T Urlesque) It’s okay to laugh, because they certainly did their best (and at least English would be their second or third language). It’d be much worse if you found any of these signs in Middle America. Share the laughs by clicking on the button below.

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