Let me say in advance: you’re welcome. I’m about to introduce you to your new favorite Twitter account.
We all have those days when we need some cute animals to help us get through work. And by “those days,” I mean EVERY day. Now, instead of scouring the web, you can go to one awesomely convenient place to get your fix. It’s my pleasure to present Broken Animals, a Twitter account that is “not as morbid as it sounds.”
1. All the pets on Broken Animals are showing signs of serious defect.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/787855067043028992
2. Some have merely stalled…
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/846689054750117892
3. ….while others need a total reboot!
hedgehogs swimming pic.twitter.com/Y5ZrYWxhlD
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) November 6, 2016
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4. Most of the time they can be fixed by simply turning them off and back on again.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/821635472694870017
5. However, there are a few that seem to have no hope.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/827604928109633540
6. See what I mean? I’ve watched this 10 times and I’m still not sure what happened.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/826464025789755392
7. Even the most fabulous of queens fall off their throne from time to time.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/847015584705499136
8. And the fiercest of cats will always lose to cheese! I mean, come on, pre-sliced? That stuff is chock-full of preservatives.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/832002935500451840
9. Ah, the pugs are coming in nicely this year.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/843930811204325381
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10. A word of warning, though. Once mature, they are prone to going totally ballistic.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/822117054362816512
11. Let’s make some memes, shall we? Speed round! When there’s no food in the house, so you roll over and die.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/795651689709797377
12. When your whole family starts arguing at once.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/811605293205430272
13. When you want to look busy for your boss, but have zero intention of actually working.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/818575174492684288
14. When you really don’t want to go out but your friends insist.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/818381379700457472
15. When you overplay a situation for the attention.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/810902971491975168
16. This cat knows what I’m talking about!
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/839283340112969728
17. If you think humans are dramatic, stop and take a good look at dogs and cats.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/844655561341911042
18. I mean, come on, kitty. He barely used any Force at all. You’re never going to be a Jedi at this rate.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/824149334618992640
19. You’re drunk, goat, go home!
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/796767069186494465
20. Really, though, like BEYOND drunk.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/835855496594751488
21. As broken as they may be, animals with system failures are too darn cute.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/822216261027426309
22. And they try so hard!
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/819598751278972933
23. Well, most of them anyway.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/825550413818691584
24. Some of them just break down, right when you least expect it.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/819250457793200128
25. Humans can learn a lot from broken animals. They aren’t ashamed of their sheer laziness…
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/813846231009161216
26. …they wear what they please and don’t give a damn what others think…
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/812720352140922881
27. …they take incredible risks…
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/812353935742746624
28. …and they know how to let loose and have fun!
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/811095839473074178
29. Best of all, they know there’s nothing wrong with being a little broken.
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/808811959613358080
30. What did we do to deserve such wonderful creatures? The answer is nothing. We did nothing. They are clearly superior to us in every day and we are #blessed to have them!
https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/830127199432884224