When We Say ‘Epic Police Chase,’ This Probably Isn’t What You Picture

Look out, Clarksville, Indiana! There’s a rather “fowl” assailant on the loose.

After forgetting his keys at work, Detective Hall tried to re-enter the Clarksville Police Department — big mistake! As the building’s security footage shows, he was attacked by a vicious Canadian goose. Did he put one of the goose’s family members behind bars? Forget to sign off on his parole? Set him up on a sting? The world may never know.

I think you lost the battle, Detective Hall.


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Hilariously enough, local landscapers have also reported attacks by Canadian geese. Be careful, Clarksville! And be sure to share this video with your friends and family.

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